SOME GOOD ENGLIGH

Someone asked God,

“I want peace.”

God said,

“First remove ‘I’ as that is ego,

then remove ‘want’ which is desire

& see what is left- Peace!

A Good Thought in Reality:-

When you rise up,

Your friends know who you are!!

When you fall down,

You know who your friends are!!

Biscuitwala’s love letter:

Dear PARLE G,

2day is GOOD DAY. U’ve KRACK-JACKED my LITTLE HEART,

I’m in 50-50 position. Pls don’t play HIDE&SEEK & MARIE me!

Bells give us TINKLES,

Fountains give us SPRINKLES,

Crying gives us WRINKLES,

Just laugh because…

Laughing gives us DIMPLES!

In great joy,

Never make promises to anyone

&

In great anger,

Never answer anyone…

Try following this,

You will avoid many problems in life!!

This poem was nominated for the best poem of 2005,

written by an African kid.

When I born, I black,

When I grow up, I black,

When I go in sun, I black,

When I scared, I black,

And when I die, I still black

And u white fellow,

When u go in sun, u red,

When u cold, u blue,

When u scared, u yellow,

When u envy, u green,

And when u die, u grey,

And u calling me coloured?

2 SUCCEED in life,

1 must have ICE FACTORY in the mind,

SUGAR FACTORY in the tongue,

LOVE FACTORY in the heart

&

QUALITY CONTROL DEPARTMENT in the brain!

REMEMBER to REMEMBER me,

FORGET to FORGET me,

Even if you try to FORGET me…

I’ll never FORGET

to REMEMBER

to remind you

to REMEMBER me!

Never tell ur problem 2 anyone..

Except the 1 who genuinely cares 4 u..

Because 20% people don’t care

& the other 80% people r glad that u have a problem!

Problems operate like a washing machine…

The twist, turn & knock us around.

But…

Finally…

We come out brighter & better than before!

Who said that English is easy?

Fill in the blanks with Yes or No!

___, I don’t have a BRAIN.

___, I don’t have SENSE.

___, I’m STUPID!

Heart can skip a beat 4 a while,

Memories can be kept in a file,

A desert can replace the Nile…

But nothing CanStopASmile

WhenYourName comes

OnMyMobile!!!

The thing always happens that you really believe in;

And the belief in a thing makes it happen!

So Go for it!

Two aerial antennas meet on a roof and fall in love with each

other.

They get married.

The ceremony wasn’t much…

But the reception was excellent!

Unlike others, your brain’s a masterpiece.

It has 2 halves- the left & the right.

The left has nothing right in it

& the right has nothing left in it!