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Today's fortune:
When winter comes heaven will rain success on you

SOME GOOD ENGLIGH

Someone asked God,

“I want peace.”

God said,

“First remove ‘I’ as that is ego,

then remove ‘want’ which is desire

& see what is left- Peace!

A Good Thought in Reality:-

When you rise up,

Your friends know who you are!!

When you fall down,

You know who your friends are!!

Biscuitwala’s love letter:

Dear PARLE G,

2day is GOOD DAY. U’ve KRACK-JACKED my LITTLE HEART,

I’m in 50-50 position. Pls don’t play HIDE&SEEK & MARIE me!

Bells give us TINKLES,

Fountains give us SPRINKLES,

Crying gives us WRINKLES,

Just laugh because…

Laughing gives us DIMPLES!

In great joy,

Never make promises to anyone

&

In great anger,

Never answer anyone…

Try following this,

You will avoid many problems in life!!

This poem was nominated for the best poem of 2005,

written by an African kid.

When I born, I black,

When I grow up, I black,

When I go in sun, I black,

When I scared, I black,

And when I die, I still black

And u white fellow,

When u go in sun, u red,

When u cold, u blue,

When u scared, u yellow,

When u envy, u green,

And when u die, u grey,

And u calling me coloured?

2 SUCCEED in life,

1 must have ICE FACTORY in the mind,

SUGAR FACTORY in the tongue,

LOVE FACTORY in the heart

&

QUALITY CONTROL DEPARTMENT in the brain!

REMEMBER to REMEMBER me,

FORGET to FORGET me,

Even if you try to FORGET me…

I’ll never FORGET

to REMEMBER

to remind you

to REMEMBER me!

Never tell ur problem 2 anyone..

Except the 1 who genuinely cares 4 u..

Because 20% people don’t care

& the other 80% people r glad that u have a problem!

Problems operate like a washing machine…

The twist, turn & knock us around.

But…

Finally…

We come out brighter & better than before!

Who said that English is easy?

Fill in the blanks with Yes or No!

___, I don’t have a BRAIN.

___, I don’t have SENSE.

___, I’m STUPID!

Heart can skip a beat 4 a while,

Memories can be kept in a file,

A desert can replace the Nile…

But nothing CanStopASmile

WhenYourName comes

OnMyMobile!!!

The thing always happens that you really believe in;

And the belief in a thing makes it happen!

So Go for it!

Two aerial antennas meet on a roof and fall in love with each

other.

They get married.

The ceremony wasn’t much…

But the reception was excellent!

Unlike others, your brain’s a masterpiece.

It has 2 halves- the left & the right.

The left has nothing right in it

& the right has nothing left in it!

Quote For the day

Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity presented to them. They have developed the opportunity that was at hand. (Bruce Barton)

Life without a friend is death without a witness.

Life is a bridge. Cross over it, but build no house on it.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

Wats wrong with Sony Eriction??????

Sony Eriction has made great impact with some of his great phones in mobile industry. So , people expect a lot from them , but look at this phone it's Sony W610i . The key Pad specially , they are so tiny . They are just little bigger from size of ants . People suffer to lay their lump finger's on these key's . People look at themselves as handicapped .We end up hurting ourselves while jabbing. So , do the Sony people never had idea of this .These funny acts make me laugh ...

After , coming out of Hitler [ key pad ] , I have some thing good to talk about this phone. The themes put huge smile , It gives a different look to the mobile . The icons are also appreciable one.The menu button are of semi-circular,circular shapes .There is slot available for this phone which act as 3 in 1 i.e, USB,ear phone,charging . So , I can't listen to music when i am charging . I really feel this phone has a bunch of handicapped sources as i go through .

There are 2 LED's which gives a great flash effect . The camera is of 2MP , the day shots are poor but night shots are great.So, all over the camera is average.There are 2 buttons for zoom/volume,which will make u comfortable.This comes with 80MB internal memory and also expandable .The Ear phones are really good as they land inside our ears completely , providing us with % of noise reduction.

This phone offers you with loud speakers , which are definitely loud and clear . They also have bass effect . The speakers stand up to their mark in small rooms compared to larger one's.

All over, this phone is not recommended to buy with it's low battery life , bad camera , key pad etc. It's price is about 15,000 Rs. You can go for it until and unless you are great fan of SONY ERICTION .

A TV Phone

If you are an entertainment freak and feel sad when you are away from it , then NOKIA got a solution for that . It has introduced a TV phone in N-series , which many did not expect and it is N-77 .






"The Nokia N77 takes TV out of the living room," said Jonas Geust , the head of N-Series nokia .



The phone is capable of remembering the last channels viewed and you can also set a reminder , so that you don't miss your fav programs.N-77 is also capable of viewing the list of prgms up to seven days.This also has 2 Mp camera , web browsing , calender , music player , and all that which N- series should have.


This is the first phone of it's kind and has been shipped to India.

Nokia -N 76

Nokia had started shipping N-76 to European , Asian countries . This is a flip model . This is of metallic colour . There are 2 versions of colour available RED and BLACK . The keypad seems pretty darling . People's heart beats for such phones.

The another feature about this is it's less weight and slim.This has all features good battery life , music output great , it has 2 mp camera [ i guess ] , good video recording , expandable memo , ear phones.But the negative part is u need to apply your both hands to open it , it's not d usual one with spring action.



There are some short keys available which make u feel easy .The owner's will have big smile on their face as they will have opportunity to listen to award winning music of Travis .

Chennai telling

Well , this is just continuation of the previous post .



We landed in Chennai airport . OMG ! i saw some beautiful gals , which i never expected . I was having a notion tat Chennai produces dark gals ,

uff........ .. ... ......... ..

wow wow .... .. . Let , me stop doing racial discrimination.


K , after we landed in airport , we got into car . I heard tat ma uncle house is far away from airport , but never expected it to b tat far away . The traffic was harassing . The reason for bad traffic was construction going on for over pass .People found themselves stranded for 10 minutes in tat searing summer .


After , coming out of stranded disaster , we got another pbm waiting for us . The pbm was with location of uncle house . We got pissed up . But, with the help of uncle and our collective support , we were able to trace the house.


In the evening i got 2 meet my old friend his name is " littu " . He is studying 2 get into "AIR FORCE".

We met after 15yrs ... yeah ! it's too long. We had gud company with each other which made journey in Chennai easier.


The same day we all went to a restaurant and had a thali , which south India is known for.The special about Chennai food was sambar ,it's a typical sambar which u could get in India.It was toooooooo sour ,But dint effect ma uncle as he is used to it.


The next day i asked him the reason for his fat , he said it is all bcz of food habit in Chennai, Specially the dose's and Idlli's... .. .. ....... I call them - "the fatty food" bcz of d amount of fat lie in it. He also told me abt old churches,restaurant,Anglo-Indian's .Population of Chennai consist of many Anglo-Indian.I was interested 2 c the proud actor of South India or we say India "Rajnikanth" but wasn't possible .


I would like to talk about him and Big B in ma next post.


Oho ! i forgot abt the marriage , That ended with sparkling colour . I got 2 know d Tamil version of wedding . It was gud 2 c a different culture happening . I also did video recording of entire sequence . There was also another guy hired to do tat. I guess , most of them got confused thinking - who is actually hired for doing tat ?? - The front space of wedding couple was completely occupied by us ... which made me think tat - r we standing in front of Indian cricket team to broadcast to world.


Well , all has ended well and we also moved to in and outskirts of Chennai , which made us feel well.


We said gud-bye to Chennai and also thanks to uncle and aunt for tat wounder full stay in Chennai.

Flying in sky

WOW! It's a dream come true for me to get into a plane. I have been waiting for this for yr's together . I always wanted 2 get into " Jet Airways " because of it's status.
It happened on 26th of may , I booked d tickets to Chennai in " kingfisher " , as told by mum.
She liked this bcz they have a gud TV with small screen and head phone to listen to it. She also like d seat . Eventually , kingfisher comfort makes differ from other domestic airlines.

I booked d ticket and flight was scheduled at 7.30 am , We all were set to fly to airport which would land us in Chennai. But, there is always an odd happening for even and tat was ticket has been rejected.


My father who was quite confident abt my booking landed in crash. The contact info which i have given were not working in some or the other way , the flight staff made many calls but d Mobile was switched off . Now , d situation is we were stranded in airport for a while . As my father made an easy way to get Tickets of jet airways ..


I was quite delighted to know tat d dream aeroplane has come true. As d flight was scheduled at 8.30 am , i made up my mind to get some novels . The hunt began and took abt 45 minutes to decide a book.


The books were "I SHALL NOT HERE THE NIGHTINGALE" by "KHUSWANT SINGH"
the other one is "COUNT TO TEN" by "KAREN ROSE".


I went through the book written by Singh , I went through tat till d call for the flight was announced . We all went through d pontoon which ends into flight. There were people standing to welcome all d traveller . As soon we entered we came across d business class and later economy class. They differ only in comfort . The seats were capacious and on either sides there were only 2 seats but in economy tat got in to three.


Obviously, i got d window seat because i was d first time traveller . The flight made it's way with great speed and i was feeling gud till it was on d ground but when it made an angle with ground my heart beat was racing ... later , i was fine. I isolated those novels and was gazing at d scenario's . Every thing seemed tiny from sky. It feels as if we r watching toy trains,vehicles,artificial mountains etc.



The clouds were beside us . Later, we came across the Bay of Bengal , the plane made angles which gave a great look. I could see some fishes racing with us... .. . . ... Then we landed and went to uncle's house.

The journey came to an end but left with a question , Y dint i take a photo???????????